Why hello. Damn, damn, damn. I require a world hop with a return ticket. Would anyone be kind enough to volunteer? Though they be mad and dead as nails, Heads of the characters hammer through daisies---- That is all.

You know what they say: never judge a book by its cover? Sounds like the advice of lax publishers, if you ask me, but somehow those twined words have entered our lexicon of mildly annoying phrases. I've been known to disdain cliches, and yet I resort to one, I know. But this particular kind seems appropriate. Because you can always judge a person ( Read more... )

To amuse me, of course. Lo and behold, I am amused.

I suppose this would be considered my introduction post. Though really, I shouldn't need an introduction: I'm Edward Nygma! The Riddler! The top detective in Gotham. It's true, it was published in the Gazette so surely that makes it valid.

Oh dear, I think my penchant for sarcasm just caught up ( Read more... )